I've been playing a lot of Unicorn Robot Attack lately, and there's always a bunch of ads that play before I can see the game and play till my hearts' content. Well, I saw an ad the other day for this movie that's out right now, where Richard Gere is a cop. Except there's a problem, because Richard Gere isn't a cop. He's the most horribly miscast cop I've ever seen.
Richard Gere walks around in trench coats and attracts stupid women. He's a lawyer, or basically walks around being pretty woman guy. He doesn't do cop things. He doesn't go on drug busts. He doesn't hold a gun and point it at people. He doesn't ride around in a cop car. And he doesn't give kids the scary straight talk that will help them straighten out their crappy, misguided lives. So what the hell? Why in the world would anyone watch this movie and really believe this character? I don't! I just see him and expect to hear sad trumpet music playing somewhere.
Stop acting like a cop, Gere!
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